why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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What comes after 69? 70

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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