- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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