If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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America Votes

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Blind people can't read this.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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