- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

A baby seal walks into a club.

The chicken crossed the road.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

womens rights

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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