How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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Hi

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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