whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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