Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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