There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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okay so theres this guy.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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the redsox

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SEX

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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