what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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justin bieber

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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