What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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