what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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