Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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