what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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