Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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