R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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this is stupid .... yep

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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