You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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The penn state football administration

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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A train poops its pants.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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