Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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