I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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