Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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Anti-joke.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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Whats 0+0 0

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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