knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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The Qur'an

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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