Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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