Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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