- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

what do u call a black person by his name

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Is maynaise an instrument?

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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