Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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drake

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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What break when you talk?

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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