- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

Why did the Jew pick up the penny lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Ahmed walks into Abbar.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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