Why are Asians bad drivers? There Not. Have you ever seen Tokyo Drift?

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it into an oven.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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