A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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lololololololololol

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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