Knock knock! Yes?

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Hi

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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Gianni

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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What's an Anti Joke?

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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