2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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