how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Black people stink of shite!

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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