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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Robert Mugabe.

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Elizabeth Warren

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house? You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbours saw him. I wouldn't worry about it, really.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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