a man walks into horse bar

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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women's rights

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Bob: Hey Jim, if you were a caveman, you would die. Jim: Why? Bob: Cause everybody dies.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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