Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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