Jews.

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mark is religion

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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