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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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