A: Knock Knock B: ...

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your a towel.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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One below was by me: Walter H

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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Obama being reelected.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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