Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

womens rights.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Boob

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

jd and zach loves vigina

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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