Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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I'm funny.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Anti Joke

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