Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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penis?

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Get on your knees Ho

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Leave. Now.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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