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Woman rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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