What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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your gay

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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