What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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Black people

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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DERP

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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