gays

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Justin Bieber

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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