Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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