What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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A fat man on a moped

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poop nuff said

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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obama is a good president

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Women

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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Anti Joke

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