What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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A group of 3 black male friends sit down to have lunch at the basketball court. One black man reaches in his pack and pulls out a watermelon. The second black man reaches in his basket and pulls out some fried chicken and a pan of cornbread. They both look expectantly towards their friend as he opens up his pack. Right as he opens it, however, his cell phone goes off. Upon completing the call, he hangs up and looks at his two friends. "My financial aid got approved, guys!" he exclaims. Both of his friends congratulate him on finally making it to college. They are so proud.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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