There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Women's rights

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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