Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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What do you call a black man? Black

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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2 black kids walk into school

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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