What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Tim likes girls

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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