Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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You just won the game...

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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Anti Joke

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