Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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A man runs over a woman...... Who's fault is it? The man's. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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