What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A. 17.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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