Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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