Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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knock knock get lost!

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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What happens when a Republican accidentally walks into a Gay/Straight Alliance meeting? The man asks if he is in the right place. He apologizes and then leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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hi

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Penis jokes.

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Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

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