Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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