A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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you lose.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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