What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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knock knock whos their a person

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? With design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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