Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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My Boyfriend

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped a KFC.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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