what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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kkk

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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I will create more jobs for americans

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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