I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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