Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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