I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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acuna

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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