The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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jibby jobby

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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Santa isn't real

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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