Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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hi

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Banana(s)

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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This is a joke.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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How old are you? 7

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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