What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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