What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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