What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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