You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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