A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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BUTTERFARTING

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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What what In the butt

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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NASCAR

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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