- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why are black people afraid of white people? Over two hundred years of oppression.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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