Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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This is not funny.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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