Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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This sentence is a lie.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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black people. that is all...

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Chicken

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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