You know whats better than 24? 25

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

thumb_up thumb_down

whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

thumb_up thumb_down +15

47

thumb_up thumb_down +50

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

thumb_up thumb_down +6

if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's black, white, and hungry? The population of Zimbabwe.

thumb_up thumb_down +135

YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

angelo snyder is not ga

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops