- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

Massie is a fatass

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

K

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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