hey John will you make some copies

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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I'm gay.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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This is not a joke or is it

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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*insert joke here*

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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