- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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