- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Ebola

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??