In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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