how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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neil patrick harris

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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