At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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