- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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