How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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Women's football

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't allow horses in here." The horse then leaves.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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