What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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