What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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A joke

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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