a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Things that have changed since I was a kid. Turtles: My time, awesome. Today: Shredder is a human which is not a human but actually a Krang, but his daughter which is not his daughter because he is a freaking krang, has a sex thing for Leonardo which is a turtle (the blue one, whatever his name is). Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: My time? Well it was awesome back then, fine I admit it, I might have been a bit biased but still, I enjoyed the hell out of it, there where five rangers and yeah that Asian bitch that gave me a boner as a kid made a green one which she giftwrapped to the rest of the team, then some white ranger showed up... But I never watched anything with the white guy, I had lots interest years ago by then (Still play that fighting game for the Snes and thats why I know there is a fucking white ranger... And deathbattle okay) Today: Power Rangers Neon, Power Rangers Tetris, Power Rangers Ultra Power, Power Rangers Sexfighters, Power Rangers Nazi, Power Rangers Texas Rangers, Power Rangers Color, Power Rangers Multiforce Orbital Neo Neon.... And thats just like 03 percent of the variants right? Moral: As a kid we always had a lol when the Asian chick turned into Yellow ranger and did a split kick, which kinda revealed she had a massive dick between her legs... Later we understood that she was a he and that the Ranger Segments are recorded in Japan... Probably by a Hermafrodite... Nah, a guy fine. Oh, and we always lolled at how "gay" the original blue ranger acted he was supposed to be Nerd but I was like eight and was like "lol he just seems gay"... Just for it to turn out that he quit the series because supposedly the rest of the actors mocked him for being gay, Wow thats... Weird.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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What is a vampire's favourite dessert? Vampires aren't real.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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