Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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i fondle myself every night....

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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