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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

I'm gay. No homo.

The child was fired from his job.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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