A day without sunshine is like night.

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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whats black. an african american person

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Nickelback.

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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