Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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brandon ya twwat

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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