- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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