What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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