Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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so the weather's nice...

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Pianos.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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