Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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