a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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The Labour Party.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Caolan and Eamon

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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