Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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ure mama's so fat

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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