Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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