Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? finding a real joke on anti-joke

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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