A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with Macaulay Culkin? Because he's dead.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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