That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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