- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

outside your comfort zone

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

elen degeneres is straight....

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Membean

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

a man walks into a prostitute.

say cheese

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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