There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

What's funnier than 24? 25.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

...and I'm a Mormon.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

if you read this you are gay

World Peace

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

25

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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