What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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