Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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fduck

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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