Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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Welcome to die!

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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4-4-2

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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