What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Anti Joke

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