jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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FAP

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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