Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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who farted i did :]

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Men's rights.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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