What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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This is not a good joke.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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