How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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fabien

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Your gay

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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That's what he said.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Smeg...

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The WNBA

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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