why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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mark is religion

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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