What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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who farted your mother

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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