- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Horse with a chair on his head.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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