A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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The government makes a good decision

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Sex education in Texas.

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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