Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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KSI

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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