why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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SHUT UP JP

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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hot diggity dog

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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DERP

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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42

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Anti Joke

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