What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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