How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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