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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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What do you call a black guy who is selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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