- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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