Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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heads up!

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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