What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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fava beans

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Guess what? SHADAP

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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