I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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