What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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knock knock come in

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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