A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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