Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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This is funny.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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BIG MAC'S

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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