What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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