Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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