"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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