Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Are you a human?

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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