A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Jimmy Saville

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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hello

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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