So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Dick Chaney

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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