- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

A car walks into a bar.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Why was the black person promptly escorted out of the bar? He was under 21.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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