Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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balls

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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whats forever alone me

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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