Homework.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Is this where I type the joke?

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Do you believe this will change?

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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