whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Cheese stick

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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