What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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Woman.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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