- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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