- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a white rapper bro I do it all the time People don't like me cuz my words don't match

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

A man takes a prostitute to a hotel room, right? The woman is a federal agent, assigned to investigate high prostitution levels in the area. The man is promptly arrested, and now a large fine and up to 90 days in a correctional facility.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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