the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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