Joay impistato is a fig

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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