You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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The WNBA.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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gay rights

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Knock knock! "Who's there?" "It's me, xx" "Okay, come in."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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