What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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alert("The Game");

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minorities

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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