Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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Anti Joke

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