Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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Mitt Romney.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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