What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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womens rights

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Canada

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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