If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Skrillex.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Fox News.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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