Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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