Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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it was all Tagart

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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imadewords

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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