- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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