Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Replacement Referees

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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