A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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My name is Jeff

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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justin bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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