Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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Anti Joke

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