What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Why is this site so stupid? It's no, its the best site ever

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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A group of 3 black male friends sit down to have lunch at the basketball court. One black man reaches in his pack and pulls out a watermelon. The second black man reaches in his basket and pulls out some fried chicken and a pan of cornbread. They both look expectantly towards their friend as he opens up his pack. Right as he opens it, however, his cell phone goes off. Upon completing the call, he hangs up and looks at his two friends. "My financial aid got approved, guys!" he exclaims. Both of his friends congratulate him on finally making it to college. They are so proud.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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What did Death say to Life? Go die.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for water. The bartender asks,"How would you like to pay?" And do you know what he said? "Charge it to the game."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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