What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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a horse nibbled a baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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