Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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69.... is a number

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Chuck Norris and 2 other cowboys were out in the old west. After a long day of travel in the desert, the three of them set up camp for the night. Having sat around their fire silently for some time, the first of the cowboys decided to speak up. "You know," he said, "I believe I am the manliest man here! Why, this one time I was riding all alone through the desert on my manly horse when I stumbled upon a town that had no name. Upon entering the town, I realized that the townspeople were in a panic. Everyone was fleeing for their lives and screaming. So I grabbed the nearest woman to me around the neck and demanded of her, 'What the hell is going on around here?!!!' The woman, terrified, only managed to stammer and point. Low and behold, there was a wild bull skewering people through the heart. So, what did I do? I got down off my tall horse and grabbed the bull by the horns and looked him straight in the eyes, broke his neck, crushed his testicles, rammed my fist into his chest, pulled out his heart and ate it! That is how much of a man I am!" There was silence quite for a while. Soon the other cowboy cleared his voice and said: "You, know, that's pretty good, but I am more of a man than that! Why, this one time, me and a few of my manly buddies were off on a horse trip. I was bringing up the rear of the line when all of a sudden I heard a commotion at the front of the line. Kicking my fine horse with my spurs, I raced ahead to see what was the matter. Low and behold, there was a twenty-foot rattler that had consumed my friend whole! So, what did I do? I got down off my tall horse and ran over to the snake, grabbed him around the neck, crushed his testicles, bit off his head, sucked the venom from its cold, lifeless body and then spit it upon the dry ground like acid! That is how much of a man I am!" After this, there was another silence. The two cowboys looked one another over, each recognizing the other to be a fine specimen of what it is to be a man. They then both patiently waited to hear Chuck Norris' response. But there was only silence. Off in the distance an owl hooted. A coyote howled. Still, silence. Chuck Norris didn't say a word; he merely continued to sit calmly and stir the coals of the fire with his penis.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Anti Joke

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