What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Stealth baseballs record

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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