Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Spread the net.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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