A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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the WNBA

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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I never asked for this.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Potato salad

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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