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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

What's white and sticky? Glue.

I'm so hungry I could eat food

Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Wait what? I did not type that!

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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