Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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ejaculation JLR

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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