The Barackness Monster

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Pianca going ham

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Where's my shotgun

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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