Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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black people

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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what did the asian father say to his son after seeing he got a B- in math? "There's small room for improvement but overall you did a great job son."

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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