Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Female Athletics

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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