Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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hi. thats what she said.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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