OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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