dyslexic's Untie

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Your mom.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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