i like boobs haha ha hahaha

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Which is Taller ? the Giraffe or the Lion is faster ?

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Urban ghettos

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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Has u seen my grammar?

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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