what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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WEED!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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