Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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Y2K

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Anti Joke

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