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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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João Duarte reads this.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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What Did The Boy With No Arms Or Legs Get For Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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