I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Hitler is my role model

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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haha

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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