Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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mark lawson likes boys

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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penis?

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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