Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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