Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Brittney Spears

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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