Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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