How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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Pain Olympics.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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