One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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No.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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