a. why? b. because

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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im black

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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