- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Once upon a time there was a boy standing up. Then he sat down.

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So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street. They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

a retard lost...

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Yo mama's so old, she might die soon

Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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