- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

kennah campion... being nice

Sixty... eight

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Happy Monday!

G:nock nock B:come in!

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Jojobas Witness open up

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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