Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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