Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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This is on of those few moments where my guts and attitude leave me feeling as if the entire world is against me... ...Then I cant help but to smirk and think... The world against me? Finally a worthy challenge... Such a great day... Nero because fuck morals: Friends and not so friends do not call me Black Metal because I listen to power rock, my mother high on drugs attacked my wife claiming she was Satan, I killed my angel dust empowered mother, felt as if the world was against me... ...Such a great day... "I killed my father too but you dont hear me whining about it!" And of course... ...Rest in pieces oh "dear" mother", at least you did one good thing, you gave birth to your undertaker, while I killed you to end my lifelong misery, My only regret is ending yours... Now I request you all think I am a monster and pretend we live in a world where all parents are nice and good... You already deluded yourself? Perhaps you should thumb me up instead then.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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Hello

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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