- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

I am dyslexic

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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