A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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