Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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