what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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