Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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