why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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New mission: refuse this mission

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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to get to the other side.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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