There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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