Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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The Bible

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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