Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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A man walks into a pole.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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