50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know where i was going with this one.... Refrigerator

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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