how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Why can't jokes spit?

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Your're racist.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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