Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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