What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Hi

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Women's rights

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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