There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Chuck Norris.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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69

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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