Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Wigan.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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