Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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gay marriage.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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