What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Jersey Shore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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