What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

Strawberries!

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

what's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

why is john so fat years of over eating

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

FIONN'S LIFE

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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