Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I am colorblind, How about you?

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A fridge.

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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