How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Women's Rights

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YOU

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Oh, go away

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Knock, Knock Come in

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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