Small Penis.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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