A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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Women's Rights

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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chuck norris

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what?

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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penisface

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Justin Beiber

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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