I like poop in my butt

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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what did say when he created the first black Wow you are the first non-white I made

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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potato

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from a tree in my yard? A tire, and it also happens to be a swing.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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brittney griner

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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