Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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45.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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