Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

thumb_up thumb_down +130

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

knock knock!! kanye west

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Wade's the father

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

thumb_up thumb_down -11

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

the WNBA

thumb_up thumb_down -45

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops