- Anti Joke

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

So one day There's a normal average day cheerio walking down the street, just walking along, when all-of-a-sudden he sees the most gorgous frosted cheerio in the world. This frosted cheerio has the most out smooth curves and just sparkles all the time and he immiediately falls in love with this frosted cheerio. So he walks up to the Frosted cheerio and says "Oh my goodness, you are the most beautifal frosted cheerio i have ever seen in my entire life, your just so stunning! Do you wanna marry me?" "Oh thats so sweet of you" said the Frosted Cheerio "but we could never be together because im a gorgous frosted cheerio and your just a normal cheerio". Determined, the Cheerio decides to clean up his act, goes and quits his job at the newsstand and applies for a job at applebees working his way up through the chain of command until a few months later when he finally is manage and becomes a Honey nut cheerio. He then goes to the Beautifal Frosted Cheerio and says "Look at me now! Im a Honey Nut cheerio and we can be together!" "Oh i do appreciate the effort" says the frosted cheerio "But im a frosted cheerio and your just a honey nut cheerio and i dont think it would work out". Even more determined, the honey nut cheerio decides to quit his job at the applebees and decides to go to college and after 8 years of intensive practice, the Honey nut cheerio finally has his Doctor's degree in Optomology and becomes a Frosted Cheerio. He then runs to the Frosted cheerio and says "Look! Im finally a frosted cheerio we can finally be together!" "Oh, Wow" says the beautifal frosted cheerio "Now we can be together!" The two frosted cheerios go on to have an incredibly happy marraige and are in the process of naming their first born child. The husband cheerio goes to the bookstore and buys a young cheerio name book, but after many hours of searching the book has no good names. So the husband goes all the way across the country to get an even bigger book of baby cheerio names and yet, they still cannot find a good name for the first born. Taking a break from finding the name of their first born child, the couple visits their local carnival and after going on many rides the wife becomes quite thirsty so she asks her husband " Honey, could you fetch me a glass of sprite? so the Husband goes to the Sprite line and he waits and waits but the line is just too long. "Im really sorry dear, but the sprite line was just too long" "Oh its fine honey you can just get me some Coke" Happy to get his wife some beverage the cheerio finds the coke line but yet again finds that the line is just too long. "Honey, Im really sorry but the coke line was just way too long" Dissapointed, but still thirst the wife says " Well i guess i could settle for some fruit punch" So the husband leaves but unfortunatly, There was no punch line.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

There was a blonde, brunette and a red head on an island. The blond was on holiday, the brunette lived there and the red head was there on business, it was a very large and industrial island.

Your mother is so stupid that she was tested and proved to be mentally retarded.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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