why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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You're on fire.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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