Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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