- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Poverty.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

What's 9+10? 19

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

josh simpson has cancer

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??