Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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