Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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The cow went moo

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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