Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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whats your name? bumder:)

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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did you stub your toe?

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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