A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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yolo your orange looks orange

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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