roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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Nick Cannon

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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