How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Stop procrastinating.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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