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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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