interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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