"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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Q: What's black and doesn't work? A: My old, broken-down piano.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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