why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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your mum

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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...............................................................hi

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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Anti Joke

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