What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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