Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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ugh good riddance

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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Women"s Rights

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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