What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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