women's rights

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Penis

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Anti Joke

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