But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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What's worse than your dad dying in a car crash? Your mom being in the same car.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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what do you call a black man with no arms or legs sitting on a porch? "sir" His life is hard enough with out being subject to social rudeness

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Teen pregnancy

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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boobs

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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Women's rights

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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