Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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smell the vitamin C

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Anti Joke

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