A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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