Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Scott

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What's 6+2? 16

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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Patriarchy.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Women rights.

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all jokes aside...

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