A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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