when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Michel Moor on a die...

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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