Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Loperson

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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