Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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