Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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why did the chicken cross the street? ... ... ... oh... come on, ask why!

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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deez nuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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