What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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