Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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