Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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Knock Knock Come in

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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One, two, three, four and five

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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