Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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