what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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