Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What's two plus two? Window

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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