What's old and wrinkly? old people

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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what did the Hispanic man say to the black man? hello

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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whats a dick a dick

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