roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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A man returns from the army and finds his wife in bed with another man. He kills them both.

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Dylan Eichas

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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I like turtoes.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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