Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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