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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Justin's hair

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Anti Joke

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