What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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9/11/2001

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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A sober Irish individual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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