What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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pedophile

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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