How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Obamacare

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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