Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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dead dibbs

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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The Olympics

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Girls Lacrosse.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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I'm not here.

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