What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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Women rights.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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why did the man drop his ice-cream cone? He had no fingers, he lost them in Vietnam while he was protecting our country

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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