What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Black people.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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what goes boo a sock

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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