a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Poop

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Heskey time.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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