Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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once upon a time, it snowed

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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the holocaust

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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WNBA

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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