What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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hey

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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This is not a joke.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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well use a tissue!

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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