Watch your lips.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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Bob Saget that is all

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Microwave

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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Your mother is average.

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