What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Niall Horan

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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im gay

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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