a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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I Love Hitler.

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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