Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Why didn't the Asian student ask for a calculator? Because he was busy washing the dishes and thought a calculator would be completely inappropriate for the situation at hand.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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