An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Womens Basketball.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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