How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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