Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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