Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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im black

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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women leaving the kitchen

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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