I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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I ponder

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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