- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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