Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Type 2 diabetics

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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