Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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