TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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What color is red paint? Red

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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