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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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