A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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tommy is retared

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Moooo

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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