What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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