If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Stephen Hawking

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Mark Wilson

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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