roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Sarah Palin

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Anti Joke

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