why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it into an oven.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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A black guy walked into a convenience store. He then found what he wanted, and paid with his credit card.

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What happens if you are in the north pole at a temperature of -2 Cº and you throw a rock to the air in straight line? The green rockeater will eat it

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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I walked down a dark alley at night and ran into 2 black men. They said hello and were on their way

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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What do you do when you see your wife outside the kitchen? Tell her to enjoy the rest of her day, and you look forward to spending time with her when you both get home from your jobs.

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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A delicious and hearty breakfast that lowers cholesterol and is good for the heart

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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