- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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