more chocolate?

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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