- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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