what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Alt F4

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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anti jokes

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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