Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. God does not answer.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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