A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Knock knock

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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what do u call a black man a black man

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FUCK THE JEWS

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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guess what?

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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