What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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