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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Anti Joke

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