Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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whats black? the colour

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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