Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Homosexuals are gay.

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Q

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