A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

thumb_up thumb_down +18

W.N.B.A.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

thumb_up thumb_down +139

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

DON"T READ THIS!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops