What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Ham sandwich

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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