Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Yo mamas so fat

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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Yeah right loser!

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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