What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Sea World Japan.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies. One is used in the sport of bowling, and the other is just a tragic, very saddening sight to see.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Did you know?

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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