knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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Anti Joke

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