how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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did you stub your toe?

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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