- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did the blonde shoot her dog? Because it had rabies

Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

Woman's Rights.

Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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