Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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pull my finger (farts)

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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arena football

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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