What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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