Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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A women's opinion.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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