The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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