Waseem is a hard worker.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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speech and debate.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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how do you get the high score on doodle jump? jump from platform to platform without falling or being attcked by various monsters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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