Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Gustavo Andrade

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street. They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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