How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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How many bodies can you stuff into a oven? Who tries figure that out? I'm calling the cops.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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