Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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haha

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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You

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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