Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Banana

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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