Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what's black and can't swim?

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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Dumb

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Whats9+10 19

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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