Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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