yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Black...

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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Knock knock It's open

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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