Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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BIG PENIS

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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