roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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