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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Two muffins are in an oven. After ten minutes at 375 degrees, they were pulled out, allowed to cool, and eaten.

roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

i wish i was a tree !

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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