Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Gianni

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This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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You know whats funny Aids

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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