Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Niall Horan

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Do the roar!

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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sixty....eight.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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This is not an anti joke.

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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5 people are walking

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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