What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Black berries.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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