What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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