A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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epic win?

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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You just read this ..

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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