Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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