Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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