Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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