What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Nobody likes you.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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