yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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