Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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knock knock who's there police

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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