Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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School

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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whats long and green? weed

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The WNBA.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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