What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Baseball

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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anus soup

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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A person from Singapore eats

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Anti Joke

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