2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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Anti Joke

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