Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Lebron Traveled

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers' body-guards, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Foghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Foghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Anti Joke

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