what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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knock knock go away!!!

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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