What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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Penis jokes.

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Dwight Howard

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Girls Lacrosse.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What's two plus two? Window

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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A POW is sitting in his cell when the guard walks up to him. He says "You may choose one of these tortures, drowning or listening to Rebecca Black." The POW chose Rebecca Black, for even though he disliked her music, it was much better than getting drowned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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