Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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A man sat on a chair

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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