Womens rights

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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