Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Mike tyson

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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tom pauling

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Zach Barlow

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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