In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Leave. Now.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Women.

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