What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Golf.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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