How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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antijoke is the best website.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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