you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Your mom

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Knock knock.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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