- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

A whale's vagina

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a pedifle? Nothing.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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