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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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