Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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JFK

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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