- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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