One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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There's my tractor.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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