roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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guess what?

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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#IHateHashtags

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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What happens when you cross a Kangaroo with an Elephant? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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