What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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nipple

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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anus

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Pickles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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