Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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The horse's name was Friday

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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Not Steve Jobs

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A priest, a rabbi, and a baleen whale walk into a bar. The priest says, "Well I believe Jesus Christ is the only begotten son of God and my lord and savior, so I'll have some communion wine." The rabbi says, "Well I don't believe the messiah has yet walked the earth, so I'll have Manischewitz wine." The baleen whale says "EEEEEEOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHH"

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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