whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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