Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies. One is used in the sport of bowling, and the other is just a tragic, very saddening sight to see.

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speech and debate.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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