Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Obama being reelected.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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no

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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