A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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this website is non-operational.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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American healthcare.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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The Qur'an

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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