what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Liars go to hell! -God

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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what do you call your cousin drew? drouchebag

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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