- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Donald Trump

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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