What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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