What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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vbh

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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penus

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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