Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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