Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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