Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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call me maybe.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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