Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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Anti Joke

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