Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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black people

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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SHUT UP JP

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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knock knock who's there police

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Generally one, but as the situation varies so does the number.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Apple.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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23

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Anti Joke

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