why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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Poverty.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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how man

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these are shit

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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the WNBA

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