An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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porn-hub

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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pickle juice?

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if got a joke if fogot it

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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