Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Enchilada

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Oh...okay, good.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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jibby jobby

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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