Your Mom is so fat... Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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