Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Justin Bieber

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Katy Perry

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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Meow.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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epic win?

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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