what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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