How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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