Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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hey, my names mark.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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