A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Womens rights

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