what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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