A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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A man sat on a chair

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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How many bodies can you stuff into a oven? Who tries figure that out? I'm calling the cops.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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