Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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american government

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. God does not answer.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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