Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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I dislike old people.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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yo yo yo Niggaz Lol I really didn't have a joke but I REAAALLLLLYYY wants to gets #1 joke so PLEASE like this

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

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what did the catholic priest say to the boy?

god be with you.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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