Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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why did everyone in the swimming pool move away from the woman... because she had a miscarriage

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Potato.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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