A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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