Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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