What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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Sonic

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Womens Rights

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Neither have I

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I'm Batman.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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