Drew Knowles is gay

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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You're so ugly, When you look in the mirror it displays you're reflection because that is what mirrors do

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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