Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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I'm Jewish

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Chayton

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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