what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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