How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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9/11/2001

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Anti Joke

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