Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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