If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Women's Golf

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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