I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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