whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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