Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation can be known as fishing for compliments or reassurance of your value as a human being. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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