Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Obama is a good president.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Winter

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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