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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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