Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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