A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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Womens rights.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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kieran is a homosexual

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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