How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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q

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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roses are red, violets are blue, no one cares, your adopted.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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vitamin c

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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