Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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