What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Male leadership.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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