leon harney ya pikey

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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The holocaust

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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