Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Passing by

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Anti Joke

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