why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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