A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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What does a blind, deaf, parapalegic baby get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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A scottish man having fun

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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