What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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A scottish man having fun

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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mexicans fishing

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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