- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

#scabbers

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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