Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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tommy is retared

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wsde

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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