What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Chuck Norris walked into a bar. He was greeted with much respect considering he was a talented actor.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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