Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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WNBA

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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