Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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Anti Joke

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