why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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honest politician

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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