two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Asians

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Women's Rights

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Anti Joke

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