This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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Tunechi

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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