What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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OGC - tilt your head

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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