name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Anti Joke

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