What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

Why did it die Nothing died

What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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