Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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