Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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What did the family in debt get for Christmas.....a eviction notics.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Q:Why did the black man break into the KFC? A: Due to being recently fired from his job, he is not earning any income. The lack of money to support his family of 5 drove him to such a desperate state that he found breaking into restaurant the only way to provide for his loved ones.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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a man was shot.... he died

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ugh good riddance

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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