What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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I have a really funny joke.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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