What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Faithful men.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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kcid gib a evah uoy neht sdrawkcab siht daer nac uoy fi

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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