roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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Anti Joke

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