What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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I am really good at math debating

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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