roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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women's rights

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Yo mama's fat.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Me

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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