what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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