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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

What's the difference between a lamp?

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

The chicken crossed the road.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

How's the weather? Good.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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