Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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You have friends

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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