Who is it?

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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The WNBA.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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Pen15

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Japan

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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