What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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How old is your mom Dead

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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