I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and white baby? I raped the black baby

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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Do you know what I'd want to be if I wasn't white? Dead.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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