Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Nobody cares.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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