A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? I have it's actually really nice

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? Depends.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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What did Death say to Life? Go die.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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