batman has diarrhea

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Anti Joke

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