why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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