My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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im gey

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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