Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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