What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Mitt Romney

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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Reading books

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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Dogs in my home.

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Anti Joke

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