Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Land Rovers

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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