I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Justin

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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