Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Refrigerator

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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men's rights.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8MQg1bn9y38H8Irhuxx-g

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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