What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Caroline Kelly.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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