Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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So a seal walks into a club...

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I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Straight men can be bronies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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