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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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