Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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