- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

A Fat Kenyan

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

How Long is a Chinese name.

What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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