How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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