Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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A seal walks into a club.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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