Wigan.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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Vagina.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Anti Joke

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