God wrote this joke.................................

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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What do you call a black guy who is selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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