Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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shea kisses a girl

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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No antijoke here.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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