"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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PENIS lol

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Anti Joke

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