okay.....

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

The 80's

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

ey can i pick your scabs plzz

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Swag.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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try slamming a revolving door

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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