Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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women have rights

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Joey mayer's face

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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