What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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sure!

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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balls in ya mouf

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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