Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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This is not Will Smith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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