I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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