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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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