What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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