A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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Grammer is very important

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You suck big fat slobber

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What do you call a blond in a library? A girl that likes to read.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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Anti Joke

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