What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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nipple

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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verry nice how mUCH?

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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