What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Ain't idn't a word.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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