Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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Obama 2012

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9/11

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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Two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffins says "God its hot in here." The other muffin screams "AHHHH talking muffin!!!!"

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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