How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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alert("The Game");

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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