Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Latvia isn't a joke

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Reading books

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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