Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Anti Joke

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