Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Hitler. lol, sucks.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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