Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Anti Joke

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