What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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american government

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Knock Knock Go Away

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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