What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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