a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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And you honored it I see :P

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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