What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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Rebecca Black

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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69

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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men's rights.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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