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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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first

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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my whole life!

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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TIMMY

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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