Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? Learn to duck.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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