whats black white and red all over an abused child

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Where's the soap?

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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