What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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copy me and i will kill you

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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So does Blake

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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