9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

thumb_up thumb_down -27

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Knock knock Get off my porch.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

thumb_up thumb_down -4

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

thumb_up thumb_down +23

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

thumb_up thumb_down -18

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

thumb_up thumb_down +79

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Dislike this!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +52

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops