Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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THE GAME.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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your mom

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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