A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Stop procrastinating.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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