Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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This is an anti joke

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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Knock knock. Come in.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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