- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I killed someone today. :D

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

Oh...okay, good.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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