- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

knock,knock you suck

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

what do an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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