Make it? Sodium levels? Means he is eating right? Its not ADHD, the chatter is his way of coping with pain and what I believe is PTSD (dont tell him, he would get mad, if he gets that blank stare while chatting a lot its like he is back in the past for a while, please distract him out of it, but dont tell him anything about that. Give him what he wants, its a secret but Nero masters hypnosis, and he pretty much knows himself to a point far beyond others know themselves, he can sense lies and knows how others are feeling just by the movement of their pupils, their eyes, their breath, the tonality of their voice and lots of things like that, I think thats some sort of hypnosis as well, he uses ritalin in order to focus and shut off pain receptors mentally and stuff I don't understand, I am sure he would not ask for it unless he knew he could take it, he has literally performed surgery on himself before, the kind that would kill anyone unless under strong anesthetics. (removed bullets from the back of his skull, people say its just a myth, but I was there so I know its true) Please trust me on this as weird as it might sound.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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