whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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HEY!

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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