how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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a man was shot.... he died

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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This isn't funny.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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