Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Your Mom The End.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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