What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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troll----> hahaha---->

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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