What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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