Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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Dislike this.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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You smell bad? Cool.

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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Spinabifita

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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