Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Penis.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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peter charastabopouloulous

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learn the ropes?

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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