Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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