Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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someone called a frog a frog

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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