mmm i love marble bumhole

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Walnut

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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