Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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Your mom is so nice.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What's the new green? Green

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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Haha, I get it..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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