what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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donald................duck for president

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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Gun Control

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Logan's gay

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Anti Joke

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