Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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