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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

robin, get in the car.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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