Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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womens rights

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Once upon a time, there was a boy. He was 12 years old. He is dad was rich from his business and so when it came time for his 12 year old boy to turn 13 he insisted on buying the boy whatever he wanted. He thought that the imagination of a 12 year old boy might in fact humour him, even if the cost of such a present reached the millions. He asked his son "Son, a very special day's coming up", his son smirked "I know Dad". "Well, what would you like?" asked the Dad. His son pondered for several seconds before replying, "honestly Dad, all I want it 12 Pink Ping Pong balls". The Dad, curious and a little disappointed asked "of course son, but why?". His son replied "I can;t say, I'd just like them for my birthday please". And so on his thirteenth birthday, he indeed received 12 Pink Ping Pong balls. His Dad thought nothing of it until next year, when he asked his son "what would you like for your birthday this year son? A new 82-inch Tv for you toilet, or how about a new jet?". His soon blew the hair out of his eyes and said, "Dad, all I want is room full of Pink Ping Pong balls". His dad again agreed but asked "why Pink Ping Pong balls son?". His son replied "I'll tell you when I get them". True to his word when the boy turned 14, he received a whole room full of Pink Ping Pong balls and his Dad asked him "now why did you want them son". But his son replied "I'll tell you next year". Rather reluctantly his Dad agreed. and then he died.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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