What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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