What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Slavery lol

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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Anti Joke

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