- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Moo! I'm a goat!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Working hard or hardly working????

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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