2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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charlie sheen losing

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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A baby seal walks into a club

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Poopsack Jones

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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Your Mom

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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Why was the woman?

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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