- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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