- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

honest politician

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

George W. Bush

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Woman's rights

Donald Trump

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

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