What's gay and gay? Joe

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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