Once upon a time there was a boy standing up. Then he sat down.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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