Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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