Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Joe Biden

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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You were born.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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