A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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woman's rights

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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