Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Vaginal secretions

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Cancer.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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