What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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being sober in a bar fight

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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