Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... 7

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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but there is a road to the super market

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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