what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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whats long and green? weed

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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