- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

The Charlotte bobcats.

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

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