Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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Cheese stick

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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I am quite mature.

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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