Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Lewis

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what color is blue? green

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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Kelly Clarkson

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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