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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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