What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Tony Romo

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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