Emily Brunelle is skinny

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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you just read an anti-joke

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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