A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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