Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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buttcrack thumbs up

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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How High is a Chinese man

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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Knock knock

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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