- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

God is real.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Women's Rights

How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

I dont have a girlfriend

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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