- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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