why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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