A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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The FCC

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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