people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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