You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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Justin's life

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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