What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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¿melano?

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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ask me if im a door yes

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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