- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

bum sex lol

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Pickles are moist.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Hello

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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