What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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