Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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