- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

you give like i give lomain

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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