Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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