one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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I hate blackniggers

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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