Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Anti Joke

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