What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Where do babies come from? My garage

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