The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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