A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a baleen whale walk into a bar. The priest says, "Well I believe Jesus Christ is the only begotten son of God and my lord and savior, so I'll have some communion wine." The rabbi says, "Well I don't believe the messiah has yet walked the earth, so I'll have Manischewitz wine." The baleen whale says "EEEEEEOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHH"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Anti Joke

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