How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Two fish are in a tank. It is an average sized tank designed to hold aquatic animals.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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