What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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