Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Winking at old people

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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WNBA

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What's 9+10? 19.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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