You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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