- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

What does? 42

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

Yo daddy!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

do you know what's so funny? yup

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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