A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Two muffins are in an oven, and one muffin says to the other "It sure is getting hot in here". the other muffin says "holy crap, a talking muffin."

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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