Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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Hi.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What is cold? Winter

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Womens rights.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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