Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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guest what i love pancakes

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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what time is it? 3:16

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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7+5=12

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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