what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Oh, go away

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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