What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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full house

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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God is real.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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