What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Men's rights.

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obamas trench

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A fridge.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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