Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Chayton

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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You're so straight!

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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