How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Obama.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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A tiger walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gets him a drink because he would rather not get vigorously consumed by a mighty beast.

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Hi my name is Jim

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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