What does water taste like? Water

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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