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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Your mother is so fat.

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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