What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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