Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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pubic lice.

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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President Donald Trump

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