What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Penis.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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