how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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