What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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Minecraft.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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