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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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