You know whats funny Aids

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a race to the bottom? Why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree? No one knows, not even the guy who made this joke.

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your social life.

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Hitler

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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