Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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hey bill!

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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