Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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