This is an anti-joke.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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12 niqqa 12.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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