whats worse than failing your maths test?

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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So you there Red?

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You

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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this is not a joke.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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