Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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Women can vote? wtf

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Take part of what?

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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