Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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im gay because im gay

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Anti Joke

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