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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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hey bill!

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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knock knock piss off

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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