Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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knock knock Come in!!!

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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