your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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