an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Interupting black lady! Interupti. MMMMHHHHMMMM!!!!

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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