Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Nickelback.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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