- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

so... how about that airplane food

This is not a joke.

girls basketball

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

A penis walks into a bar..

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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