What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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There's a car about to hit me.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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