whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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boo

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Ted Haggard.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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Anti Joke

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