How do you kill a blonde? Well there are many ways, but all of which are wrong because murder is illegal.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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lol a man is drowning

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have the same amount of money

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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