What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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