Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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(Put joke here)

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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