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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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HURT

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No.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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