why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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