whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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kill yourself

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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