How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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