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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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