Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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