why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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The queen having a shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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