What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Dislike this.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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Women's Rights

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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