What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Libraries.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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canada

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