What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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A mans opinion.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Woman Rights

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Cripples are lame.

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7+5=12

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time to spruce up!

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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