Guest what? Dog

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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Your mom.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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A seal walks into a club.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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