- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What long black and tasty? Licorice

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Kittens.

a ginger has a soul

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Opinions are like assholes... ...they're both nouns.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

Women's rights.

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