What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Stealth baseballs record

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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