Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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