Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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