What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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