What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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