what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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Women's Rights

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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