what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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