- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

Reverse psychology never fails.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

Whats two plus two Four!

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