Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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banana

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Women's Rights.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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