Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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George W. Bush

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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