what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

man boobs

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Your Mom

What is white and square? A ping pong block

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Chuck Norris died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

who farted your mother

I'm so punny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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