- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

YES! EXACTLY!

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

Get off my porch.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Yes.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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