Chocolate tastes good.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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Hello

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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