What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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Womens rights

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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