What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

A homeless person dies.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Samraj.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

i have aids and a chode

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

potato farming

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Women's Rights

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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