How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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God

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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banana

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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