Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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If olive oil is made from olives and vegetable oil from vegetables, what is baby oil made of? Mineral Oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Acetate, Fragrance.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it.

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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