Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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