What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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