What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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