Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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