What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Rick Perry.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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