- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

Y u do dis?

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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