I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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Why couldn't the Mexican get a proper job? Because of his low socio-economic background and lack of education.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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