I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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What break when you talk?

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What do u call an anorexic with a yeast infection? -a quarter pounder with cheese. (not really anti-joke, im a girl and thought this was funny lol)

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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A women's opinion.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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