A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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