- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

What's blue and pink and sweet? Cotton candy.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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