Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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BIG PENIS

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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