whats black? the colour

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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