- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the sahara dessert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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