What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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poop.

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poop

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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go F*** yourself

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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snowglobe

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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