What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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This is not funny.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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