a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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My peni s

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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