Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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Womens' Rights

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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Anti Joke

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