What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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