Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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A scientists walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him, and asks him what he wants to drink. The scientist replies, "Just a coke, today. I'm driving."

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Josh kissing a girl

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Anti Joke

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