Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Heskey time.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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