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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Anti Joke

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