What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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Reminds me of when I was a teen, I was working at an elderly home, and there was this really really old woman, and she was leaning forward towards me on her wheelchair, one of her hands accidentally near my crotch, I mean this granny was really senile and shit. Then she went all like, you really like it when I touch you there don't you? I mean it was not the best nor the fastest one, but all that excitement "OMG WHAT IF I GET CAUGHT BY A COLLEAGUE WHILE A 89 YEAR OLD WAS JACKING ME OFF!" Really made it all special folks... Especially when I got caught, it was like OMG STRESS ORGASM HOLY DONT CUM NOOOAAAARGHHHH!!!!!! WOHOOOOOO! I walked outta there like a champ, I was like 18 and my girlfriend/colleague which caught me was like, 27, and the next week she was 32, and before you know it, she was 46 on facebook... Thats like you know... Too old or something...

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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seek beauty

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Rebecca Black.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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