Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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