There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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The Bible

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Anti Joke

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