A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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