whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Fags are gay.

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