Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Teen pregnancy

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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