Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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