Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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knock knock you may come in

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Anti Joke

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