A Black, a Jew and a Hispanic walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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A Muslim walked into a bomb shop. Turns out he was in the wrong store so he left and went on with his day.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Dinosaur!

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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