- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

why did the zebra cross the road?

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

angelo snyder is not ga

Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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