how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What time is it? 10:58

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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kieran scott has a huge back

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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