Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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YOLO

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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