"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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why are balck people black because they are

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Please? No.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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this site is an antijoke

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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