Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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A group of 3 black male friends sit down to have lunch at the basketball court. One black man reaches in his pack and pulls out a watermelon. The second black man reaches in his basket and pulls out some fried chicken and a pan of cornbread. They both look expectantly towards their friend as he opens up his pack. Right as he opens it, however, his cell phone goes off. Upon completing the call, he hangs up and looks at his two friends. "My financial aid got approved, guys!" he exclaims. Both of his friends congratulate him on finally making it to college. They are so proud.

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What what In the butt

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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