I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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PENIS :)

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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womens sports...

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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