why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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