A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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