What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Justin Bieber.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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