- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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