Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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The Holocaust

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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