What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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gay people

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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poo

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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