- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Barack Obama plays basketball

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Nuneaton..

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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