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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

a catholic priest and a young boy

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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