Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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