What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Anti Joke

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