- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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