guess what>? your mum lol

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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