Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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Double-whammy

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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Terraria

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João Duarte reads this.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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