Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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Anti Joke

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