What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Black people are clen.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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