And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Poop.

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sweaty black guy

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Your mother is so fat.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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