Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Mitt Romney penis

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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