Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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A ginger was with his friends

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What do old people really like? Sex.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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