So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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*insert joke here*

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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