- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

your mother hates you

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

quantum physics?

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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