Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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DOWN

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Joke

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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men's rights activists

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Anti Joke

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