How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Whats 9+10? 19

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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