What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Bob Saget

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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