Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Tim's gay.

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