What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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n i g g e r s a r e f u c k i n g c h i n k y f a g s

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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