- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Bumsniffer

So a seal walks into a club..

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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