Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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American healthcare.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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