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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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