Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Anti Joke

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