whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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a ginger has a soul

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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Feminism

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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