How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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Knock knock Who's There? My name is Jeff

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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