What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Women's Rights

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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