Penis

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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