Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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