How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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