a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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