I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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