What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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you give like i give lomain

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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women's rights

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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Q: How do get a person to leave you alone ? A: Suck out his eye-balls stuff them in your ears to muffle the sound of his screaming as you head-butt him into a fine paste. Then proceed to spread or squeeze sed paste on to delicious food substance and eat sed delicious food substance. Then carry on with the rest of your day like nothing happened. (P.S. Just ignore any letters about court cases or arrests)

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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