That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding out you ate half a worm? Getting raped. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver then getting raped.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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