Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Jasper sucks.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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A horse walked into a barn...

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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A horse walks into a barn.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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I have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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