why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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haha

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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I hate you.

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