A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Invisible Television.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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call of duty world at war

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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