a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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