How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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NEVER

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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What do people say? words.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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