What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't allow horses in here." The horse then leaves.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Video Games

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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