- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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