Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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