Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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Once upon a cross

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I'm tired.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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