What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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A women left the kitchen.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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Knock knock, Come in...

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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