Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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How many bodies can you stuff into a oven? Who tries figure that out? I'm calling the cops.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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pauls tuck

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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What's up? The sky.

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Anti Joke

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