how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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what's black and can't swim?

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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