My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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Your mother is so fat.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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