- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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