Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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This sentence is a lie.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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