What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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