im @ work, LOL.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street. They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Chinese drivers.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Need therapy? No you do not, just follow these steps. When someone feels suicidal, I ask them, so what would you do and feel when you are dead? People: First I think ill just chill like this, and then everything would be empty and no more noise like this here "holds hands over ears", and it would all just be black and nice afterwards.... Me: Stay in that state for a while. Human: Gee I am starting to feel better... Me: GEE YOU SUCK KILL YOURSELF NOW! 2. How to CURE PERMANENTLY (not treat over 30 years with no effect) someone that cant say no... First I let my victim enter the room, then I shut the door and shout "SAY NO TO ME YOU FUCKlNG WH000RE!" Victim: NOOOOOOO I CANT! Cured, stop wasting my fucking time NEXT 3. SUUUUUUUURE! Me: So you feel uncertain? Patient: Uh yeah... Me: Are you certain about that? Patient: You are just certain about you being certain which is not possible because you are uncertain NOW DIE! PROTIP: Death is the cure to all disease... NOOOOOOOT! (Postmortem disease no?) 4. I forgot this example. Anyway, I say something smart, you give me thumbs down because you are jelly, and then I eat you and I had some jelly.... I master nonsense, I am the jack of no trades and master of all.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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