Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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i like it in the mouth

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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