what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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