8=D

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What animal is green and eats rocks? The green rockeater

thumb_up thumb_down +334

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

This is a joke. Laugh!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +25

you know whats not funny white boards.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops