A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Deadly cancer.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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