why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Women rights..

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Anti Joke

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