what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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mark is life

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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