Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? Invisible carrots.

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How did the mexican get into the United States of America? Legally.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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school homewrok

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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