Invisible Television.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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SBB

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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I have a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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