What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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penis haha

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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i dont like chris

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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