A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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High school gym class.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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cms.......?????

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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