Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Dead babies.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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