Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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How many bodies can you stuff into a oven? Who tries figure that out? I'm calling the cops.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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diarrhea, diarrhea, duh duh diarrhea, I flush someone down the potty with my diarrhea Duh, duh diarrhea I want to marry my diarrhea duh duh diarrhea. Written by Niggalyncha666

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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