Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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