"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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Women

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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there was once a jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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