What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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