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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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