theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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What does? 42

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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