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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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What's the deal with brown?

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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