Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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