Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Anti Joke

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