what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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The Game.

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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