A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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I am a nigger.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Knock knock Who's there The mailman The mailman who? You are so dumb.

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