why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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What break when you talk?

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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