Knock, knock -The door's open.

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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