Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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