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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

A man walks into a bar Ouch!

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Women's rights.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

You're welcome. On to the next house.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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