What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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