What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Poop...

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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