I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Cancer.

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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