What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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save water shower with friends

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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