Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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yes... that's the joke

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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You just read this ..

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Small titties.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. Seeing a black pilot is not alarming. If their middle-eastern, however, you have more of a problem.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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