A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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