Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Why so serious ?

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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