Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Whats the difference between an American and a Frenchman? The language they speak.

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Gay rights

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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"33"

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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