What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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I like jokes.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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