What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Amazing

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Good boy

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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