Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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