KILL WHITEY

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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womans having rights.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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