How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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