What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Men

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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Gorden Brown.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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