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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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