in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

thumb_up thumb_down +616

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth.

thumb_up thumb_down +3,037

There was a man from Dundee. who's limericks always ended on line three. I don't know why.

thumb_up thumb_down +2,502

7

thumb_up thumb_down -11,881

What's green and stands in a corner? A naughty frog.

thumb_up thumb_down +150

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

thumb_up thumb_down -38

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

thumb_up thumb_down +22

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

thumb_up thumb_down

Your mother is so stupid that she was tested and proved to be mentally retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down +2,451

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

thumb_up thumb_down +13

2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

thumb_up thumb_down +7

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops