whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Woman's Rights.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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