If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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