A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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