How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Trashcan!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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Women's rights.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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