Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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NASCAR

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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