What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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What's 9 +10 19

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Good job, son.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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