- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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