Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Lil Wayne

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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