Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Ehh

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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That's unfortunate.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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A horse walks into a barn.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Whats9+10 19

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