What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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Ron Paul for President!

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