What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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Male penises.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have the same amount of money

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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