what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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Womans baksetball...

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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