LOL May Wong

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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haha

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hi bye

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Morning wood.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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