My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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