Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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Girls soccer

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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one stop shop

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Ass

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Your social life.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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