So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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Justin Bieber

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roses are red, violets are blue, no one cares, your adopted.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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