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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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wat?

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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someone called someone else a frog

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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