Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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canaan and mallory

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the love boat

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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boo

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