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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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