There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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