A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Santa isn't real

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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