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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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