- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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