what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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i dont hate yu i jus really really dislike yu!!!

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Women's rights

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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