An Irishman walked out of a bar

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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