Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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9/11.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What is cold? Winter

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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