What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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save me from the nothing ive become

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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