What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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