where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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hahah i just thought of a funny joke!!!!!!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Mitt Romney penis

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