A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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