Poop

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Small breasts.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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A black man went into the sea. What did he become? Wet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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You.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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