Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Get in the car.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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