- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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