ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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Corn Muffins

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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