stuarts mum

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Jersey Shore

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A child with cancer grows up.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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