Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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