What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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A man walks into a bar

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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