Two girls are sitting quietly.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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i like boobs haha ha hahaha

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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