A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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