Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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Why was a black man running in the street with my wallet in his hand? Because he saw me dropping it and was trying to reach me to give it back.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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