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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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