Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Where's the dick??? east

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Anti Joke

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