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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. Bars serve people of all religions.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

Q: If a midget walks by a woman stops and says "your hair smells nice today" is it sexual harassment? A: Yes, sexual harassment is a very serious subject and should not be allowed no matter your race, religion, or size.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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