- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Two muffins are in an oven. After ten minutes at 375 degrees, they were pulled out, allowed to cool, and eaten.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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