how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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Fags are gay.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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