What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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