Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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123 Main street

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KKK

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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