Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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A black person dies.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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im black

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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what do u call a apple a apple

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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I'm funny.

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Anti Joke

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