Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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obama leadership

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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YOU

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Anti Joke

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