Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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your mother hates you

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What did one duck say to the other? Quack.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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