- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are balck people black because they are

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

Women's rights

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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