Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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LIFE :(

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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