A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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