what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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