Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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Women's Golf

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Neither have I

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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