Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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what did little billy say to susie? "why, hello susie."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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