Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he didn't make it that far

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Vagina-Boob

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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