What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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Jews...

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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