How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Try this on someone... go up and say "Ive got a great knock knock joke for you but you have to start" there response "Ok, knock knock" you say "Who's there?" They are usually dumbfounded and a hilarious awkward silence ensues

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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A woman's opinion

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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