Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Joesph Triphook.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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No antijoke here.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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