Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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