who do we all like george goodburn

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Wombat monkey juice.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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