Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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Anti Joke

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