What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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Please don't shoot me

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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