What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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dallen loves penis

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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