- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

A mexican goes to an ATM.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Exactly what?

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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