What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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