What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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you gay?

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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:O + :P = 69

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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