What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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minorities.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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shauns beautiful

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Albert your flies undone.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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