Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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