John lazzaro likes dick

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Sex. That is all.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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THE GAME.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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