What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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The chicken crossed the road.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Q: what did the deaf boy get for christmas? A: an ipod shuffle

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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A jew went to Germany.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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