Haha, I get it..

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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