What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Women's Professional _________

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Your mama is so fat she has to buy plus sized clothes.

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matty russel are you on here

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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