What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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YO FACE

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