an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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quantum physics?

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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