Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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you see theres this guy.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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