Women

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hi michael

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Twenty-Four

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Laden, how good is your hiding spot? Rhetorical question. Osama Bin Laden is dead now.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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