find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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