Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a firefighter.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Julian Ha.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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mark is religion

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