What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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