Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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Looks through the peephole.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Ron Paul for President!

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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