A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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guess what what ...

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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Agent 47.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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