- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

arena football

A baby seal walks into a club.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Turkey Balls

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

a potato flew around my room

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

This is not a joke

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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