Wanker

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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Weaner

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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