your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Hellen keller

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Today is March 22.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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