- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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