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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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Carlton

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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I like the color potato.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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