Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Japan

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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