What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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Kelly Clarkson

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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You all have Aids

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How's the weather? Good.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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asdf

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Nick Cannon

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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