Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Jeff

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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What do you do when you see your wife outside the kitchen? Tell her to enjoy the rest of her day, and you look forward to spending time with her when you both get home from your jobs.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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