So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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women's rights.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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