Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? Nothing.She died on Thanksgiving day.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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