Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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to get to the other side.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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