A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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