What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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A man... walks.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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