A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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A Black, a Jew and a Hispanic walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this some kind of a joke?"

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Justin Bieber

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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