What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Proof reading

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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breasts

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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