God. God.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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