A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Justin Bieber

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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