Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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Anti Joke

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