A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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