A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Weaner

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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There once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he awoke with a fright in the middle of the night to find he had eaten the gel packets that came with them and died of cancer.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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