What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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