I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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The Christian Bible.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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