hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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*prepares this to get negged*

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one. he was an electrician

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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