- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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