Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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did you here the one about the disabled downs child dying? of course you didn't that would be a horrible joke

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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hi

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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