A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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the WNBA

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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