Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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This is on of those few moments where my guts and attitude leave me feeling as if the entire world is against me... ...Then I cant help but to smirk and think... The world against me? Finally a worthy challenge... Such a great day... Nero because fuck morals: Friends and not so friends do not call me Black Metal because I listen to power rock, my mother high on drugs attacked my wife claiming she was Satan, I killed my angel dust empowered mother, felt as if the world was against me... ...Such a great day... "I killed my father too but you dont hear me whining about it!" And of course... ...Rest in pieces oh "dear" mother", at least you did one good thing, you gave birth to your undertaker, while I killed you to end my lifelong misery, My only regret is ending yours... Now I request you all think I am a monster and pretend we live in a world where all parents are nice and good... You already deluded yourself? Perhaps you should thumb me up instead then.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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