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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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