Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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I <3 Hitler

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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