- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

theres a fat guy

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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