Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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