Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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Ju... Just why?

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hi dave

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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