How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Sarah Palin

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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roses are red violets are indigo

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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