Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Okay, after this one then...

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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