Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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if you read this you are gay

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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What is the difference between two little red cubes who are excactly the same in weight lengt colour etc. ??? One is actually a blue ball!

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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