Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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Justin Bieber.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Why did the girl cross the road ? Because i was following her.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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