A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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don't read this

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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