Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Women's rights

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returns and says, "My friend does not have a pulse, so I stand by my prior assumption that he is dead."

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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