Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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why was the boy sad? because.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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