whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Once upon a time there was a boy standing up. Then he sat down.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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