why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partner and seek help.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the fence open, so it wandered around and happened to cross a road.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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