What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? ni**er

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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