A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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