What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am homeless, Can I have some food?

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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