what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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