Samraj.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Sex education in Texas.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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