What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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