Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why is your face? Because.

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what is 3+3= 8

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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