When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Gadaffi

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Jeff

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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