Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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