Whats White and sticky? Semen

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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