- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

Priority parking for hybrid cars

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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