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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

steven hawking walks into a bar

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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