Two girls are sitting quietly.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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antijoke is the best website.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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a black father

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A seal walks into a club.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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oops

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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This is an anti-joke.

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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