What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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I like pom

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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