two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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