Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Good job, son.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was crossing the road it tripped on a rock. When it was getting back up, a bus went through a stop sign and ran it over. After suffering for 3 weeks in an animal hospital, the chicken died.

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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