Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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this website is non-operational.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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There's a god, just kidding.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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