I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Jayden Eccles

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Sloths

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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stop it ryan vallee

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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