Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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