4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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