your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Psychics.

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Mooses

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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The WNBA

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Anti Joke

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