an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Women's rights

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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NEVER

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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