- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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