whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Romney 2012

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Women's rights.

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why does Beyonce sing, "To the Left, To the Left"? Because black people aint got no RIGHTS

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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