Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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justin bieber

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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