how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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What flys? A fly

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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