What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Compton

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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