What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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