Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Anti Joke

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