why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Obama.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Anti Joke

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