5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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Chuck Norris walked into a bar. He was greeted with much respect considering he was a talented actor.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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