A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Anti jokes are funny

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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