Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Your mama is so fat she has to buy plus sized clothes.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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The Morman Religion.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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