Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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