Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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black people

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stop it ryan vallee

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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