What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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Anti Joke

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