How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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