- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Justin Beiber's Talent.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

whats up and also down? your mum

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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