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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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