What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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