Yes!

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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