An Irish man walks out of a bra.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

There once was this guy and he fell down

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops