Knock knock. Who's there?

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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