why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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javascript:alert("your own");

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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