A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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You're a big fat monkey.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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