A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Anti Joke

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