Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Black people

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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