pedophile

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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In Soviet Russia, joke tells YOU! ...because that is the syntax of the language.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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