Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Tacos

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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