What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Anti Joke

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