Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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What happens when you put two black people in a blender? That is physically impossible, you cannot fit two people in an ordinary blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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