What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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PENIS lol

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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CHORGLUND

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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david weres the slug gone

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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