A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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