the love boat

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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The Bible

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork

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Knock Knock Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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