In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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