Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Anti jokes are funny

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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