- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

How do you make a car? You build it.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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