What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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women's rights

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Obama

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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