Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Half life 3 confirmed

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Obviously way more than is considered acceptable or safe, considering his recent public outbursts and problems with addiction.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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Women's rights

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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