Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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KOOKABURRA

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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GAY PEOPLE

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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