Double rainbow? What does it mean? Well, a "double rainbow" is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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