- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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