What's blue? The sky.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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What is 2+2? 4!

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What's worse than your dad dying in a car crash? Your mom being in the same car.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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