Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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Anti Joke

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