What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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A whole 'nother.

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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It says so on your cap.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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