James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Your Mom.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Womens rights.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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