- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

If life gives you lemonade.

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

It's all Taggart

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What is brown and sticky?

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??