Obama lin Baden.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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A mum and a dad were having guests round for dinner. The daughter overheard them arguing. Dad was calling mum a b*tch and mum was calling dad a b*stard. The daughter asked them what it meant and they just said, "oh, it just means ladies and gentlemen". Later, when mum was doing her makeup, she dropped it and said oh "sh*t". Daughter asked what it meant and mum replked "it's just another word for makeup". After that, dad dropped the turkey and said "oh, F*ck!" Daughter asked what it meant and he replied "its another word for cooking". When the guests arrived, the daughter answered the door, and said "hello b*tches and b*stards. Mums upstairs stuffing sh*t on her face and dads in the kitchen f*cking the turkey".

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Anal cheese curds.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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