- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What time is it? 10:58

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.