A black goes to college

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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no u

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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Penis-Pump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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