What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Ham sandwich

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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banana

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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