Women's Rights..

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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P0P T4Rt

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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