How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Abortion

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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