A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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your father died

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You all have Aids

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Anti Joke

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