Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Trump will make America great again.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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