- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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