Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Yes. Just Yes.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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