why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Blind people can't read this.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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hi hi strager danger

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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minecraft

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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