What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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What did the family in debt get for Christmas.....a eviction notics.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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