Woman's Rights

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Who is it?

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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