what did the asian father say to his son after seeing he got a B- in math? "There's small room for improvement but overall you did a great job son."

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A tiger walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gets him a drink because he would rather not get vigorously consumed by a mighty beast.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Banana

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your gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure and drugs.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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A woman had a dream. She followed this dream and completed all the goals she had set in life and was excessively happy. Then she woke up and her original suspicions were confirmed...it was a dream.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the black men.

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Three men are walking and one falls over, he then gets up and continues walking.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty jumped off and committed suicide.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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