Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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P0P T4Rt

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Penis.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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