How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Anti Joke

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