A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

kevin kim

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

Neither does he.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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