Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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A snake walks into a bar

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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So there's this boy who really love clowns. His room is adorned with circus and clown posters and his one dream is to go to a circus and see a clown. One day he sees an ad in the newspaper for a circus that was headed toward his town. He begged and pleaded to his parents to let him go, and when they finally agreed he was ecstatic. The boy was in awe of all the things that the circus held, elephants, lions, tightrope walkers and trapeze artists, but there was nothing he was more excited for then the main show with the clowns. He took a seat and out came the clown on a unicycle. The boy was having the time of his life, when the clown suddenly called for someone from the audience. The boy immediately ran to the center of the stage. The clown asked the boy "Are you a horse's head?" then held the mic to the boy. "No," he replied. "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" The crowd erupted in laughter and the boy was mortified. He ran out of the circus tent and vowed never to return. He grew up with a hatred for clowns and even had to see multiple therapists. 30 years passed and the boy was now a man. The man looked in his morning paper, only to see that a circus was in town. He decided he would visit one last time. There it was, the elephants and tightrope walkers. And then he saw it, the same clown from 30 years ago in the same show. He walked up and the clown asked the same questions. "Are you a horse's head?" "No." "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" Then man the took the microphone from the clown and said, "Screw you clown."

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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