This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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Please don't shoot me

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Womans baksetball...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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