Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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