What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Miscarriages.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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