- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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