Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Major League Soccer

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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