How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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why do you care?

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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You have cancer

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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haha.

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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