Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Caca.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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