shut up

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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