So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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my penis

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whats 2+2? 1

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penis

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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three black men walk into a bar. they where asked polity to leave.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. The bartender says "Rough day, eh?" The man says "Yes, very rough." He then goes home and hangs himself.

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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