Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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