KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Creationism.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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split your ass cheek

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

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What happens when you cross a Kangaroo with an Elephant? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Coldpaly is a good band

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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