Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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What is more worse than death? Death

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Mooses

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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School

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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