knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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The joke below me is retarded

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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Anagram.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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