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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Take wrong turns

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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