What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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