The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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Dinosaur!

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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