How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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hi im paul!

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Anti jokes.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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