Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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The penn state football administration

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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refridgrator

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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