Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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There's my tractor.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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