Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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SHUT UP JP

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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