Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Gestapo.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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