What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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