What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Star Wars

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Anti Joke

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