Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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how did the man die he didnt

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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A van drives into a car.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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