Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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