Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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whats black and strange a paki

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Your text.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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I like to eat people

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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dyslexic's Untie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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