A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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