Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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Ms Leong Sux

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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