- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]