Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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Jesus

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why did the book disappear?

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Ben Affleck

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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hit the thumbs down button

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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MICHAEL

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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