what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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