A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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