Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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A ginger was with his friends

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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i'm funny

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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