Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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