CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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