A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know where i was going with this one.... Refrigerator

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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what do you call a black man with no arms or legs sitting on a porch? "sir" His life is hard enough with out being subject to social rudeness

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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hahah i just thought of a funny joke!!!!!!

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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