Rick Santorum 2012

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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