- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

-_- i like trains ... -_-

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? Learn to duck.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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