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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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