roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Guess what? Holocaust

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A house comes around the corner.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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Ju... Just why?

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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