- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

LIFE :(

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What's big and long? My dick.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

If i open this door you can go trough it

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

I have read the Terms of Service.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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Potato salad

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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