ecks! why zee?

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diarrhea, diarrhea, duh duh diarrhea, I flush someone down the potty with my diarrhea Duh, duh diarrhea I want to marry my diarrhea duh duh diarrhea. Written by Niggalyncha666

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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If you riding a jet-ski amd the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Blue Ice Cream

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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69

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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