A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Hey

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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MICHAEL

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