How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Sheryl Sheryl who? No seriously, it's me, Sheryl.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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