is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Ham sandwich

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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Hello

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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