What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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