Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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