Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Q: How do get a person to leave you alone ? A: Suck out his eye-balls stuff them in your ears to muffle the sound of his screaming as you head-butt him into a fine paste. Then proceed to spread or squeeze sed paste on to delicious food substance and eat sed delicious food substance. Then carry on with the rest of your day like nothing happened. (P.S. Just ignore any letters about court cases or arrests)

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Wy did the chicken?

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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