Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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ok

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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WNBA

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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