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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Type 2 diabetics

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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