the WNBA

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Jews

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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