knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's worse than this That :(

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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Anti Joke

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