Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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your all shit at jokes

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Black people are innocent.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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