What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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