What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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