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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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do you have a wife?

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I like pom

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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