Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Anti Joke

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