What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Rick santorum

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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White men's rights

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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