The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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i like turtles

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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What did the family in debt get for Christmas.....a eviction notics.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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A black man without problems.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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