A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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