What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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