- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. They both died at the same time in a horrible shipwreck. There were no survivors.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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