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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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