You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Misner is a twat.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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