What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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A black guy with his family.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am homeless, Can I have some food?

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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