Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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Snarf Nuggets

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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