An epileptic man attends a rave.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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How about that airline food?

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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AND

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Jesus

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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