Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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One time I masturbated by myself

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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