cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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