Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Anti Joke

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