- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

are you saying pam, or pan?

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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