A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French bathroom? Imprisonment up to 15 years in an international detainment facility.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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