Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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The Colts this year.

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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