Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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yo yo yo Niggaz Lol I really didn't have a joke but I REAAALLLLLYYY wants to gets #1 joke so PLEASE like this

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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Click thumb up i will be eternally grateful

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Anti Joke

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