What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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your fat

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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