what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

thumb_up thumb_down -6

knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

thumb_up thumb_down -40

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

thumb_up thumb_down -3

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops