Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Womens Rights.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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