What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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GONNA

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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