What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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