A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What's 9+10? 19.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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