hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Arrow in the Knee!

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

You having friends.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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