What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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