Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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batman farted so hes retarded

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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