So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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VITAMIN C!

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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who else is on here?

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Anti Joke

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