- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

What color is a banana? yellow.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.