Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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Women's sports

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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What's a small person? A midget

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Tilt your screen back

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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