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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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An antijoke

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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a little girl gets raped

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Your momma is so old, it's just irresponsible of her not to have regular doctor appointments. Health should always come first.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Jewwy Jewstein

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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