Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Knock, Knock ...

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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your life

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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