- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Anthony sucks

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Laugh

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Comedy.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

squirrels with massive bonerss

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??