Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

thumb_up thumb_down -11

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

thumb_up thumb_down +7

how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

thumb_up thumb_down -3

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

thumb_up thumb_down +1

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

thumb_up thumb_down +20

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops