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What do you call a blond in a library? A girl that likes to read.

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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My mom.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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