First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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how much fish could a chicken

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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black people

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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8--------------------- penis

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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