What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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João Duarte reads this.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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