why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

Why did the deaf man take his parrot to work? He was weird.

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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