What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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What happened to Mitchell after he left the store? He walked

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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