- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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