- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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