What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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bees knees

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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your life

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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Anti Joke

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