Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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the real mccoy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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