Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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