A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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This sentence is false.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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No.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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