two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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what are three short words? i a am

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Anti-joke.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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David Silberberg is gay

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Once upon a time a was born

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