what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Penisland

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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How old is victor? Old

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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