laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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