-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok lets... wait.. wtf I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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A person from Singapore eats

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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Wade's the father

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the WNBA

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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