What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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penis

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VITAMIN C!

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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black people

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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