Real jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

thumb_up thumb_down

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

thumb_up thumb_down +23

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

thumb_up thumb_down +16

a dyslexic man walked his god.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

the your face joke

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops