di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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