What's half of 8? o

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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TELL

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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