Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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Sarah Palin

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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