Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Jason Connor.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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