What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Bark I'm a tree

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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One, two, three, four and five

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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