knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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why do you care?

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Tim and Eric

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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Who's cooler than Ellie?? Turtleman hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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Nickelback

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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