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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why couldn't the Mexican get a proper job? Because of his low socio-economic background and lack of education.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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