There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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A blind man walks off a cliff.

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outside your comfort zone

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Where's my baby??

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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every knight i see an owl at window

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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