Anti Jokes = Drained

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Vagina Boob

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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black people

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Ted Haggard.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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