Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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Jayden Eccles

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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fabien

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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I'm hungry.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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