A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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Has u seen my grammar?

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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