Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

Poop.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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