what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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