What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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my shift key is broken1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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