i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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Caitlyn.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Anti Joke

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