How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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Your face

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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