Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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