A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Andy Carrol

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Anti Joke

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