Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. Bars serve people of all religions.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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Why is there no Aspirin in the rain forest? Because it wouldn't be financially viable to try and sell pharmaceuticals in the vastly unpopulated rain forest.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man? A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.

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Anti Joke

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