A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Amputations.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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