what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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One, two, three, four and five

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Once upon a time, The end.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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i hate black people

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snowglobe

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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