I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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