How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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#IHateHashtags

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Spread the net.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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