How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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