when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Why did the baby stop crying? Because he stopped breathing.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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Vagina ass.

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