Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Derp

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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