- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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whats brown and booky a book.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

i hate black people

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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