what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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