A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Dubstep < Music

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Why so serious ?

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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