what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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