what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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alert('The Game')

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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