Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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do you want to hear a joke?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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