Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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