what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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