- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

a horse walks into a blender ow

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

ever tried african food? they neither

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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