Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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terry stockton is straight

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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BIG PENIS

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Anti Joke

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