Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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Why was the black person promptly escorted out of the bar? He was under 21.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Good.

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Ham sandwich

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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