What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Hitler is my role model

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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GONNA

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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