why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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