Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Your text.

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Justin Bieber

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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