Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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heat!

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Lynching Lynching is an extrajudicial execution carried out by a mob, often by hanging, but also by burning at the stake or shooting, in order to punish an alleged transgressor, or to intimidate, control, or otherwise manipulate a population of people. It is related to other means of social control that arise in communities, such as charivari, riding the rail, and tarring and feathering. Lynchings have been more frequent in times of social and economic tension, and have often been the means used by the politically dominant population to oppress social challengers. Violence in the United States against African Americans, especially in the South, rose in the aftermath of the Civil War, after slavery had been abolished and recently freed black men were given the right to vote. Violence rose even more at the end of the century, after southern white Democrats regained their political power in the South in the 1870s. States passed new constitutions or legislation which effectively disfranchised most blacks and many poor whites, established segregation of public facilities by race, and separated blacks from common public life and facilities. Nearly 3,500 African Americans were lynched in the United States between 1882 and 1968, mostly from 1882 to 1920. Lynching during the 19th century in the United States, Britain and colonies, coincided with a period of violence which denied people participation in white-dominated society on the basis of race or gender after the Emancipation Act of 1833. Today lynching is a felony in all states of the United States, defined by some codes of law as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person which results in the death of the person," with a 'mob' being defined as "the assemblage of two or more persons, without color or authority of law, for the premeditated purpose and with the premeditated intent of committing an act of violence upon the person of another." Lynching in the second degree is defined as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person and from which death does not result." To sustain a conviction for lynching, at least some evidence of premeditation must be produced, but "The common intent to do violence" may be formed before or during the assemblage."

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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