So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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