Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a race to the bottom? Why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree? No one knows, not even the guy who made this joke.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Is this a chair?

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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Anti Joke

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