Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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