Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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... Chan chan

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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What's black, white, and hungry? The population of Zimbabwe.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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