why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How do you make Justin Bieber handsome? He already is!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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