What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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* anti-punchline

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Hi

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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