How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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womens rights

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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