Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house? You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbours saw him. I wouldn't worry about it, really.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Gus's mom

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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balls in ya mouf

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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