- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

whats worse than jonny james obviously

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Terry has ebola

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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