Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruising at about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, the cops were waiting. He was found guilty in court and forced to pay the blonde a settlement of $250, 000.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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Your mama is so fat she has to buy plus sized clothes.

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