Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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