A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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