Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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It says so on your cap.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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Black Veil Brides.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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i like it in the mouth

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