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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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World Peace

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

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This statement is false.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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