How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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