Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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