why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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Face Hunter is scum

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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A seal walks into a club...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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96

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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hi

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