What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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