Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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