Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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the WNBA

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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YOU

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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