Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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whos gay? you are

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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A man comes into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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