Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Wade

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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