Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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