An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Caolan and Eamon

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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A man runs over a woman...... Who's fault is it? The man's. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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I love you

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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