Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.

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Creationism.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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