What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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My mom

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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