Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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