What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Im gay What about you

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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