what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Latvia isn't a joke

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Womens Rights

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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