An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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