Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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