A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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stinky boner

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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