Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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You having friends.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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Guess what? The Game.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Anti Joke

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