so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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