Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Women's rights

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Three blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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