Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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