- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change it and the other to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and hurt himself.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

I'm so hungry I could eat food

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Women.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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