- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What did the snake say to the rat?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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