W.N.B.A.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Sorry boss

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Anti Joke

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