What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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Boob

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Women's rights

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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What does a blind, deaf, parapalegic baby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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