What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Where is my tractor?

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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dry handjob

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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