What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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angelo snyder is not ga

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Anti Joke

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