why am I writing this...im bored

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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the WNBA

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the clock say? The time.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Women's rights

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