roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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