Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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