How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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