What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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No antijoke here.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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