Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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womens rights

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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