Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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Nickelback

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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