- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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