- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Stephen Hawking can walk

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

What did the old man say? Im old

yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Where to, sir? Forward.

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