Arron Glass

thumb_up thumb_down -3

If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

thumb_up thumb_down +36

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

thumb_up thumb_down -58

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +40,424

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops