What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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