A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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http://www.ladsta.com

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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Hummer.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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