- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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canaan and mallory

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Elizabeth Warren

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haha Otarts was here

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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Anti Joke

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