whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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this site is an antijoke

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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