Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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Justin Bieber

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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your mom

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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