What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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