What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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Why is there no Aspirin in the rain forest? Because it wouldn't be financially viable to try and sell pharmaceuticals in the vastly unpopulated rain forest.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Welcome to make your own anti joke! Please use tkeyboard usually available somewhere below this screen.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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