- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Whats In My Trash? Bears

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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