What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. Seeing a black pilot is not alarming. If their middle-eastern, however, you have more of a problem.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Barbara Streisand

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Cripples are lame.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Anti Joke

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