Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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