you will die someday

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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My life :(

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Scott Gomez

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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