- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have the same amount of money

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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