An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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