In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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the asian kid gets an F

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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