You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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im @ work, LOL.

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Joe Biden

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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