Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Republicans

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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