a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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Small breasts.

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richard is fag

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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