What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Women's rights.

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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Pain Olympics.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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