How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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