-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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