Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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why did the girl fell off the hammock? because she didn't have arms and why didn't she got up? 'cause she had no legs and why didn't anyone helped her? 'cause she had no friends and why did she die? 'cause she fell into a puddle facing down

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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