1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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alcoholism kills

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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GONNA

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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