what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Racial Equality.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Dumb

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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i love huge wieners.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? Five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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