- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

You idiot thats 9 letters

Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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