Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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A black man walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a pint of lager. The barman refuses to serve him because of his race. This causes the black man and any others in the establishment to leave, considering this appalling behaviour.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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