Obama.

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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GONNA

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Ted Haggard.

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