- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vagina ass.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Women's rights.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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