Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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