Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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you are a åsshole :)

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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