What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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knock, knock come in

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Joesph Triphook.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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