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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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What's up? Your time.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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