In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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Justin Bieber

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: Doesn't matter, got hit by car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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