Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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