whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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You.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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What black and has children A black man

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Knock knock.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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shauns beautiful

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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