- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

woman's lacrosse

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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