what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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