Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Women's rights...

I walk into a bar...

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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