What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Eric is gay Ha

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Why? Why not?

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Women

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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