whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Boom.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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How much is an abortion? A life

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