Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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Women's rights.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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pickle sniffer

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Women rights.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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