What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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Black...

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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