What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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whos district champs not JM

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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