- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man buys a salad

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

I'll be back. Please use the door.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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