Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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