Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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Bob dole

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Haha

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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