What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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NEVER

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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Penis in a box.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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Knock knock *open*

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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...Jack Vale

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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womens rights

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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