What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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How do you kill a blonde? Irreversibly damage her vital organs to the point where she loses consciousness and will never wake again.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Women's Rights

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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Sorry boss

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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This isn't funny.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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