How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Rick Perry.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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