Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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