Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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what do u call a apple a apple

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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whats 2+2? 1

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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