Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street. They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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kaite is dumb that is true

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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