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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Are you a human?

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Obama walks into a hospital....

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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