whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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Penis

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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