A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Bin Laden is dead.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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