what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house? You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbours saw him. I wouldn't worry about it, really.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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What do you call a black guy who is selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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Men's rights

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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