What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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Your mom is so fat...

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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