Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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