Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Yo mamas so fat

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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