What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Freedom of Speech

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Gorden Brown.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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