Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Haha, I get it..

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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