why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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hi bye

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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