What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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