Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Anti Joke

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