What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Anti Joke

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