How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Knock Knock Who's There Alex, Now open the door, please. Oh Ok.

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Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the sahara dessert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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