- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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