What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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Please ignore this statement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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