- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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