What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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whats 2+2? 4

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Thumbs this up

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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