What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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How do you make Justin Bieber handsome? He already is!

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Two jewish men walk into the butcher shop. They buy a pound of ground beef and nothing else.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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