You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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