Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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this website is a bad joke

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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