Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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God

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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