What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Anti Joke

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