whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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Tunechi

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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dallen loves penis

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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