What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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