my wife came out of the kitchen....

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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What did the family in debt get for Christmas.....a eviction notics.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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u know whats a crime? rape

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