your mother

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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