Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What is red? A rock painted red

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Where's my baby??

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Q. Why did the man crash the car? A. Because the driver was a bling man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Bitch

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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