Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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An Artic Storm.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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how do you confuse a blond?

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Anti Joke

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