- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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