My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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How did the pig solve the Arab-Israeli Conflict? It didn't. It further exacerbated the problem. The Arab-Israeli Conflict is a multifaceted geopolitical quagmire based on long-simmering religious, ethnic and territorial tensions. A pig is too stupid to understand the root causes of the problem, let alone provide a viable solution. In retrospect, it seems ridiculous to have entrusted a pig with such an important diplomatic mission.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Sam Hengal.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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Your social life

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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