Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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