Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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