- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Tilt your screen back .

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What do you get when you cross a sponge with a Bob? Spongebob.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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