What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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more like nig!

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Anti Joke

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