What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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What is life? Paul.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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