What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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pudding

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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