Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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no pun intended

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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