Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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im black

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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