what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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hers a joke... japanese people

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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7+5=12

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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