whats white and pointless? chalk.

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Jews

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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What is a question?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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