whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

poo is yummy

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

god walks into a bar orders a beer and then remembers he's not real

why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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