how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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