What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Why did the waiter put rubber bands in the soup? Because he wasn't a very good waiter.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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Anti Joke

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