what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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The jets are a good team..

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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