Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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