You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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like if your cool

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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