Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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