Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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A jew enters a mall.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Well, this is fun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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