A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

i dont like chris

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

Windows Vista

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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