Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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mooooh im a cow

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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