Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Black berries.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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