A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

thumb_up thumb_down +3

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

thumb_up thumb_down +57

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Roses are black, Violets are too. I am colorblind, How about you?

thumb_up thumb_down +938

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops