Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies. One is used in the sport of bowling, and the other is just a tragic, very saddening sight to see.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -The Pizza you ordered. -Oh thank you very much. -That'll be $10. -Here you go. -Thank you very much, sir. Enjoy your meal.

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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Society.

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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