Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Woman's Rights

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Rebecca Black.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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david what a baghead

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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