why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Anti Joke

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