Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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there was once a jew

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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