What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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