My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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My children are huge mistakes.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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