why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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How many light bulbs? 1

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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