Tall asians

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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