Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A delicious and hearty breakfast that lowers cholesterol and is good for the heart

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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whats brown? poop.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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