What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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HOLY COW!

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing jews dont celebrate christmas.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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you see theres this guy.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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