Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Women's Rights

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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