What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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Women's rights.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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