Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Liverpool City Football Club

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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I'm Spartacus

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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