What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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