- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

what do fish smoke? sea weed

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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