A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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