What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Religion

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Carlton

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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