Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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canaan and mallory

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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