yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Women's Rights.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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The 80's

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Women's rights.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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The song Friday Rules!

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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hi iggy

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