How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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