What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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knock knock come in!

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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