What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Donald Trump

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The WNBA.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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