How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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