How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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