Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Abortion.

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Chlamydia

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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