What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Jewwy Jewstein

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Q: What did the mentaly retarded kid get on his IQ test A: Drool

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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aodhan hearty

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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Women.

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