- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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