- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Women's rights.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

HEY!

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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