Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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women's lacrosse.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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