An English man walks into a pub.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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I hate you.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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ballsack

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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