A baby seal walks into a club.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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u suck

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