whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Religion.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Women's Rights

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