Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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