Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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steves legs

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melon

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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The chicken crossed the road.

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