Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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xavier stop

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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