What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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