Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Women's Soccer.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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