Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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