How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Cleveland winning something

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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Anal cheese curds.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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