penis. nuff said.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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PENIS lol

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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