Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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What's worse than failing your english test? Contracting HIV

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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i cant think of one.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Anti Joke

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