- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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