Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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9/11 my birthday

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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epic win?

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Microwave

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Your're racist.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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