They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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1+2 = 6

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This is a random Anti joke.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What has two legs, and is red all over? Half a cat.

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