A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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Bitch

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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women playing football?

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Anti Joke

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