- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. Bars serve people of all religions.

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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