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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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This is an anti-joke.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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WEED!

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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