what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with Macaulay Culkin? Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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