- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

your face.

Worms don't like apples.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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