- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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