James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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penis?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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