Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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