Neither did she.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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I'm Polish.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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WILLYS

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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