Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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poo

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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