Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Anti Joke

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