What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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