That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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