Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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8===D

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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A joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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