Knock knock! Ding dong.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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