Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

You should never talk to strangers.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

Where's my shotgun

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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