A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Canadians

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Sloths

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Republicans

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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