Anal cheese curds.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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