What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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