What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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women leaving the kitchen

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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