John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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poo

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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A shark ate your mom

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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