What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Your mom

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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