A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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