How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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