What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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Q:Why did the black man break into the KFC? A: Due to being recently fired from his job, he is not earning any income. The lack of money to support his family of 5 drove him to such a desperate state that he found breaking into restaurant the only way to provide for his loved ones.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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I had a lemon. hi.

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees an officer standing on a street corner and a pile of burning rubble behind him. He asks the officer what happened and he replies "A bomb fell from the sky and annihilated the city orphanage. 214 children were killed and two nearby families of 3 and 6 were severely injured and are now in the hospital with no hope of survival." The man was found dead later that week with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Anti Joke

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