- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

What's funnier than 24? 25

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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