How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Turtles

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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i hate black people

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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