Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Hello

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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