What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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