Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Icecream

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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