don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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A man walks into a bar.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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