Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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more like nig!

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" And nothing happened.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Fat people.

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YOLO

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