Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Pain Olympics.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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NEVER

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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