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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What do you get when you cross a duck with a cat? You can't. The current state of genetic engineering will not allow avian DNA and mammalian DNA to be combined.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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