Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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