In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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The white guy did it!

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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