Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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