Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

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Today I decided to burn alot of calories. So I found a fat kid and lit him on fire.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms? Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change it and the other to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and hurt himself.

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Dislike this, and I kill myself.

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Why didn't Jesus like pizza? Because he didn't exist.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

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Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? finding a real joke on anti-joke

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the WNBA

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how do you make a plumber cry you kill his family

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Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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