Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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what the hell happened to your face

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Im batman...suck it losers

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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I'm HIV positive.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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