Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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