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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Opinions are like assholes... ...they're both nouns.

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