What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Hi

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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