What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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