Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

thumb_up thumb_down +38

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

thumb_up thumb_down +30

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

thumb_up thumb_down +28

A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again.

thumb_up thumb_down +994

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

thumb_up thumb_down

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops