Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Your adopted

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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