Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Yes

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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