Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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ASSCHEEKS

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i have aids and a chode

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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What is life? Paul.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Anti Joke

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