why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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