What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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XD Jackass.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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