Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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This joke is funny

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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