Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Justin's humor

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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women's rights

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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