- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped a KFC.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

captcha: all yer base

Racial equality.

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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