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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

An irishman walks out of a pub

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