knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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