Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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A pope meets another one

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What's big and long? My dick.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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how do you make a plumber cry you kill his family

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Ruller

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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