Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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An antijoke

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fruit salad?

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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