Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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pauls tuck

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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9/11

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Michael Brown

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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