Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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