What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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1+1= 69

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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The Bible

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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