no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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