What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Tacos

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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penis

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Hi Adam,

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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