Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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There was a blonde, brunette and a red head on an island. The blond was on holiday, the brunette lived there and the red head was there on business, it was a very large and industrial island.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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The 80's

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Anti Joke

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