why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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