Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Justin's life

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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