A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle!"

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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