How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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