That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Sarah Palin

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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A Fat Kenyan

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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