What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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Three minorities walk into a bar and are treated poorly

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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You're adopted.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Gangnam style

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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