Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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Knock knock Go away

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who smells? •Liam

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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