Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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Society.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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Girls

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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