Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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A white guy, a black guy, and a chinese man all walk in to a magic shop, at different times in the day to buy different products.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Anti Joke

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