How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Yo mama's so old, she might die soon

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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James Patrick Campbell

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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