Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Three black men were walking...

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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