- Anti Joke

Gestapo.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Watch your lips.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Who's fat? Holly Davis.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

A women president

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

There are 3 prisoners inside a cage. All the prisoners are blind folded and wearing hats. They are told there are 5 hats all together, 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. If one of them can answer what color hat they are wearing they are all set free. However, they have no idea what color hat they are wearing, only what color hat the other prisoners are wearing. They are also not allowed to tell what color the others are wearing. So the game begins: The first prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the first prisoner says "I don't know." The second prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the second prisoner says the same thing, "I don't know" Now the third prisoner didn't even need to take off his blind fold. He already knew the answer. He said, "Sir, I know I am wearing a red hat" The guard smiled and all the prisoners are set free. Why? If the first prisoner saw the other prisoners blue hats then he knows he's wearing a red hat because there are only 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. But he sees one guy wearing blue and one guy wearing red, so he says "I don't know." The second prisoner took off his blind fold and the same thoughts occur. If he saw the other prisoners wearing all 2 blue hats, then he knows he's wearing red. Instead, he sees one guy wearing a blue hat and the other guy wearing a red hat. So he says "I don't know" Now the third prisoner doesn't even need to take off his blind fold. Why? He heard the other prisoners saying they don't know, which led him to believe that all they saw was blue and red hats. That means if he takes of his blind fold he will see that both of the previous prisoners will be wearing blue hats and since there are only 2 blue hats available, he must be wearing a red hat.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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