Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Why did the book disappear?

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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