"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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Q: What's black and doesn't work? A: My old, broken-down piano.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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What happens when you breed a Siberian Tiger with a California Condor? Nothing. The tiger does eat the condor though and you are found out by a neighbor and charged with animal neglect, animal cruelty, and possession of two endangered species. You are fined $100,000 and go to jail for 5 years during which you are sodomized.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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