What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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What is a vampire's favourite dessert? Vampires aren't real.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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GONNA

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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