What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Basically copying you.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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