Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Women's Rights..

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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1+1=2

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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