"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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Potassium? K.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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