The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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penis haha

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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