Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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Why did the chicken cross the road? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers' body-guards, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Foghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Foghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."

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Come in

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Homework.

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vitamin c

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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The WNBA.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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Anti Joke

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