why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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alert('The Game')

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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