What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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