What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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A black man went into the sea. What did he become? Wet

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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