Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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