Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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