What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the fence open, so it wandered around and happened to cross a road.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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