why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Spell: “This word”

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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