Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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so the weather's nice...

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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I dislike old people.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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world society

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Anti Joke

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