- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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