What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

I hate black people. Because their black.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

thermodynamics?

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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