What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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Cows go moo.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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