Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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out of your comfort zone

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Joe Biden

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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how do you win a game try your best

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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