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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Is Carly smart? No.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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