Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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What comes after 69? 70

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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