- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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