y momma so fat that she's heavy

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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hi michael

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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