What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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