q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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