Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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