What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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This isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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