- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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feminists.

"Hello." "Hi."

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Why the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

An old woman and her grandson arrive at the hospital, only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

I can't think of a joke.

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