Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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ass in my face ? no

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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