there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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