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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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I'm sn otter

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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