what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Relax, it simply would not be working out for you if your mother was nearby, you see, the subconcious is limited by the concious mind, so if your subconcious can detect your mother (or anyone but me nearby) your conscious mind goes "uh oh" and it stops. Oh, right, and considering you can still type, how about we increase the effect into... I dunno, six billion? Yeah six billion. Anyway, the next time you want to experience it, just poke your nose, and since we do not want you to poke your nose off, you only do it once and you can yourself decide when it ends, at this level you should not be able to type, but if you want to type you can of course turn it off.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Lebron Traveled

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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