What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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French people

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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