What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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hi hi strager danger

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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what do you get if you take the head off a duck and a monkey, and swap them over to the other bodies. 2 dead animals and quite alot of mess

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Dogs in my home.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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