Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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