(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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