A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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I'm a white rapper bro I do it all the time People don't like me cuz my words don't match

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