- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

This is my joke. funny

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

Where do you live? In a house

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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