Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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I only like NY as a friend.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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