- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

Who's there? Knock Knock.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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