Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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The Game

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Creationism.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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