Your momma is so old, it's just irresponsible of her not to have regular doctor appointments. Health should always come first.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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Anti Joke

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