How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who jumped off a bridge? She died.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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women's rights

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Anti Joke

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