- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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