How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Slavery lol

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Why didn't Jesus like pizza? Because he didn't exist.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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