there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Netball.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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connor sucks

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women's rights.

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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