Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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