Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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I'm rick james bitch

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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