Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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whats black and large -me

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