Where does a homeless person live? No where

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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Did you know? . You already know!

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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