What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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pineapples

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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