- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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