What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

im saul and i love cock

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

newt gingrich

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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