Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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