Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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why does column have a letter n?

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A bar walks into a man

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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