What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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Your mama is so fat she has to buy plus sized clothes.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Kah-________-

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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TELL

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? So he can eat it.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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