if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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You copy and paster!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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