What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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Opinions are like assholes... ...they're both nouns.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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