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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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