Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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turns out hitler was right... the jews are the cause of the problems in the world

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Anti Joke

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