when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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People...

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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