You suck big fat slobber

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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