Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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a banana

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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