Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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autistic kids rock

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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