I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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DANA

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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