If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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A blind man walks into a library.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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liam buchan is gay !

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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13 =B you just learned something

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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