- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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