Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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asdf

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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A ginger rapping.

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Lil Wayne

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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