Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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1unno;njfjk

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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1unno;njfjk

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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lol

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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Why didn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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