what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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A black man went into the sea. What did he become? Wet

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Knock knock *open*

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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knock knock

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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