What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Knock, Knock ...

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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Cheese stick

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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ur gey

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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kaite is dumb that is true

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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