Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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