Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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