Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What did the catholic priest say at the AA meeting? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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