Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

thumb_up thumb_down +45

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

thumb_up thumb_down +3

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

thumb_up thumb_down -29

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

thumb_up thumb_down -125

A man farted. Another man walked away.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops