what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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someone called a frog a frog

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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What's blue? The sky.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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