Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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A mum and a dad were having guests round for dinner. The daughter overheard them arguing. Dad was calling mum a b*tch and mum was calling dad a b*stard. The daughter asked them what it meant and they just said, "oh, it just means ladies and gentlemen". Later, when mum was doing her makeup, she dropped it and said oh "sh*t". Daughter asked what it meant and mum replked "it's just another word for makeup". After that, dad dropped the turkey and said "oh, F*ck!" Daughter asked what it meant and he replied "its another word for cooking". When the guests arrived, the daughter answered the door, and said "hello b*tches and b*stards. Mums upstairs stuffing sh*t on her face and dads in the kitchen f*cking the turkey".

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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