so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Vagina cream... end of story

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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