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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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