What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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like most people my age. im 27

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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My peni s

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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A women left the kitchen.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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