look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Once upon a time there was a boy standing up. Then he sat down.

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obama

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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Jebron Lames.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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