What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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What do you do when you see your wife outside the kitchen? Tell her to enjoy the rest of her day, and you look forward to spending time with her when you both get home from your jobs.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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who is awesome? no one...

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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