- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Your mom is so old she died

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Well, there's one way...

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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