Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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