A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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What's blue? The sky.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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what's black? a lot of things.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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