What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Has u seen my grammar?

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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more chocolate?

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What did the catholic priest say at the AA meeting? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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