- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

chuck norris

Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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