Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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Straight men can be bronies.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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balls in ya mouf

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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