Sometimes i'm hungry.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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luke moore cant pull it back

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Q. What is the answer to life? A. 34

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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