Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Black berries.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Why so serious ?

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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