What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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