why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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mikey is cute

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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