watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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