What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Caramel Boing.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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adam shagged katie lololol

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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