what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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A black man comes home from work.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Anti Joke

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