Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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What's funnier than 68 69

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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There was a man from Dundee. who's limericks always ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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