Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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whats brown? poop.

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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