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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

What is long and black The unemployment line

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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