- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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