Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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hiya

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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My mom's dead

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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