How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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Kevin and Ramin

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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