- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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