in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Rebecca Black.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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