An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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giddy goat

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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learn. advance!

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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