What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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Hello penis

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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