One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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