What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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I said I hate niiggers

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