- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

dry handjob

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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