Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A girl who really needs to see the doctor.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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