A Jew! Bless you.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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what the hell happened to your face

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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How do u shit With ur ass

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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