Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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poop nuff said

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Who is John Galt?

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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