what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Anti Joke

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