why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? He did not. He drowned

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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