Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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