Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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Where are you going Your house

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Anti Joke

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