What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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jibby jobby

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Knock Knock Come in

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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